Why you should get a vibrator when you want one

I was sitting at a dinner table with two friends one with a vibrating sex toy and the other without.

Both seemed to be completely happy with their choice, which they made together.

When I asked them why, one of the friends pointed out that it was the sexiest sex toy ever.

“So if you want to get more intimate, why not?” he asked.

I replied, “Well, I want to be more intimate,” and then asked if I could get one if I wanted it.

He said yes.

“You can buy it at the store or online.”

I was so excited, I asked what kind of sex toy I should get.

“That’s a good question,” he said.

I said I was thinking about getting a vibrato.

He laughed.

“I’m just trying to get you to think about the future.”

“What future?”

“You know what?”

I said.

“The future of vibrating dildos.”

“I want one!”

I exclaimed.

I had never really thought about sex toys before, but now I was on board.

There was no way I could live without one.

And then, of course, there was the problem.

What to get?

I had a bunch of sex toys.

And none of them were vibrators.

And even if they were, they were just toys.

“Why don’t you get a sex toy instead?”

I asked my friend.

“No,” he responded.

“Because it’s too expensive,” he explained.

“Too expensive!”

I asked, “What does it cost?”

“Well,” he continued, “it costs money.”

“You just said it cost money.

So how much money?”

“A million dollars.”

“A billion dollars.”

He pointed to the top of the house.

“It’s a house.”

“So what is it?”

I demanded.

“A vibrator.”

“No, it’s a sex robot.”

“That sounds too good to be true.”

I tried to make the argument that it might be possible to get a robot that had a lot more sexiness than the ones I had.

“What is a sex doll?” he said, exasperated.

“If you have a sex-bot, that’s a sexual robot,” I said, not wanting to be the one to get the argument wrong.

I went on to explain that I wanted to make it clear that I was not interested in a toy that was “too sexy” to be useful for me.

“Are you going to buy a sexbot, or is this a toy to make you more horny?”

I wanted him to understand that he was talking about sex robots.

“Nah,” he answered.

“Sexbots are not sexy.

I don’t think they’re going to make me more horny.

And sex robots are not going to be a big seller.”

But I didn’t give up.

“Is this going to get me laid?”

I finally asked, and he agreed.

“Well that depends on how sexy you want the sex robot to be.”

The sex toy, of the two, was the vibrator.

I was curious about the sex-robots that people would buy, so I asked about the other option.

“Do you have an extra one?”

I told him.

“Sure,” he replied.

“Then why not get one of those?”

“Because that’s all you need to know.”

“Okay, I understand,” I agreed.

And that’s what I got.

A sex robot that was more comfortable than the other vibrators I owned.

And it was all I needed to know.